MY NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION IS TO RELEASE ONE COMPLETELY NEW AND AMAZING SONG FOR EVERY WEEK IN 2010.
Yes, I know that MyNameIsJohnMichael already did this in 2008, but those songs were all pretty terrible to be honest. Even the police agree, frequently harassing MNIJM band members for their yawniness. Like my momma always said,
“I’d rather be the best than the first.”
SORRY OFFICER, I DIDN'T KNOW WRITING BORING SONGS WAS ILLEGAL
YOU CAN HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL BY SENDING IN YOUR SONGS AND LETTING ME TAKE CREDIT FOR THEM. TOGETHER, WE TOO CAN GET A FEW SECONDS OF FAME FROM THIS GIMMICK!
You can take my song about the middle-aged woman that wears white sandals and has an ankle tattoo. I know it will be a moneymaker, but I just don’t have time to do anything with it.
I’m not actually a sarcastic douche in person. Just kidding, I totally am.